−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● 食パンマン −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● とりあえず今やってみたい事（見たい…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● ネギ 僕が飼っている犬は白の雑種（♀）で今年で１５歳になります。 名前を 「ネギ」 といいます。 僕が小学生のときに父親が知り合いの人からパクってきた犬です。 名前は僕がつけたので…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● 女の子って大変だな〜。 女の子って大変だな〜。 しょーもない男から 「誰か友達紹介してよ！」 って会うたび言われたり、 「彼氏欲しいなぁ・・・」 ってボソっと言ったら 「俺なんかど…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− 俺の元カノである長澤まさみが荒らしの二ノ宮金次郎と熱愛２年らしいじゃないですか。 まさみのやつ、以前テレビのインタビューで 「ハンカチ王子がタイプです」 って言ってたけど、あれっ…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● 半年ほど前うちの近所にできたセブンイレブンの店長の愛想が悪くなってきた。 半年ほど前うちの近所にできたセブンイレブンの店長の愛想が悪くなってきた。 開店当初はあんなに元気に 「…

● なら燈花会 http://www.toukae.jp/ −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− なるべくなら写真は片手で撮りたいものです。 もちろん片手のほうが“楽”ということ…

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−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− 小学生の頃の卒業文集を発見した。 僕の将来の夢は「世界征服」だった。 よし、 もうちょっとで叶いそうだ。

暑い。 めっちゃ暑い。 「今から“暑い”って言ったやつ負けな〜♪」 って言ってるやつ拉致りたくなるくらい暑い。

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− 生まれ変わったら あずきバーになりたい。

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● ヲタとの遭遇 「じゃあお前はわぴこよりかわいい女の子と付き合える自信あるんかよ！！」 小学５年生の頃、漫画「きんぎょ注意報！」の主人公“わぴこ”の熱狂的ファン（今で言うヲタ）の友…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− パンはパンでも食べられないフライパンはメロンパン

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● こんなでっかいザリガニおってん！！（興奮気味） 夏っすね。 夏休みっすね。 僕にとっての小学生の頃の夏休みの思い出といえばやはり「ザリ釣り」（ザリガニ釣り）です。今はもう無くな…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− 最近 変態な人たちばかりとつるんでいるせいで僕も何かとチクチク刺激されています。変態っていいな、クリエイティブな人たちばかりだ。 イマジネーションにあふれている。 俺もそうなりた…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● Signers Suitcase (Kurhaus Weissbad)

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● 特殊霊魂ｖｓ親方キョンシー −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● ウンコちゃんの家具…

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● 道路標識 むっちゃカワイイやん！！ これを見て止まらない人（無視する人）とは友達になれないですね。

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● mothra passed part2 −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● 部活 帰宅部 ＝ 部活に入っ…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− 今日見たホモのカップル。 めっちゃちゅうしてた。 −−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− かわいい羊さんをどうぞ。

● お部屋さがしなら・・ さっきコンビニで見つけた奈良の賃貸住宅情報誌、 その本の名は・・・ 家〜イ！！ (･∀･)ﾏﾃー

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− もしかしたらカップ焼きそばＵＦＯが世界で一番ウマい食い物なんじゃないか？ と本気で思うときがある。

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− 俺、明太子の味はうまい棒で覚えたから。

● リアル強盗コント 大学時代、僕はデイリーヤマザキという前衛的なコンビニエンスストアでアルバイトしていた時期がある。 しかも深夜バイト。 あるバイトの日、客がいないのをいいことに、いつものようにバックヤード（控え室）で廃棄になった弁当をむさぼ…

−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−− ● おぼっちゃまくん主題歌 「ぶぁい YAI YAI」 カネ持ち カメ持ち いたらき持ちぽっくんは歩く身代金カネ持ち カメ持ち もち肌持ちリッチな挨拶 そう ともだちんこ容赦なく厳しい人 お父ち…

みんな！！よく見ろ！！ ハンカチ王子は どうみても ハンドタオル王子だぞ！！